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Old September 10th, 2006, 11:49 PM
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Heres Some Things to Think About

Here are a few things to think about:

-Can you cry under water?
-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
-Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
-Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-What disease did cured ham actually have?
-How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
-Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
-If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
-Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
-Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
-Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
-Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
-Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
-If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
-Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
-Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
-Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

hehe Hop you enjoyed those.

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Old September 11th, 2006, 01:36 AM
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I sure did and yes I did sing the alphabet song and it does! That's a a good way to wake up, click, with a smile on your face.
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Old September 11th, 2006, 07:39 AM
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funny stuff
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Old September 11th, 2006, 09:55 AM
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good one Click...now I'm gonna have the ABC song in my head all day LOL
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Old September 11th, 2006, 10:25 AM
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LOL very funny stuff!

The only one I can answer is the pizza box, the reason they are square is because of cost and time. The boxes are printed flat and then assembled by the workers at the pizza stores. It is much easier to build a square box then it is to build a circle box (if that makes sense).

Sorry just the geek in me coming out again.
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too funny; I needed a smile. Thanks!
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Old September 11th, 2006, 06:39 PM
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Well glad I could help people
It made me smile also.
I know I had the ABC/Twinkle tune in my head for awhile haha

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LOL. Very funny. (and yes, I tried to sign both! LOL )

I heard one more: Since Donald Duck never wears anything, why does he always cover himself with a towel after a shower? LOL
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Old September 11th, 2006, 06:59 PM
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LOL. Very funny. (and yes, I tried to sign both! LOL )

I heard one more: Since Donald Duck never wears anything, why does he always cover himself with a towel after a shower? LOL
lol dont worry everyone does !
And yes that is very true hahaha

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Old September 11th, 2006, 07:35 PM
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